Edgar's Lament

From the Kennel of J. Edgar Dogg:

You are not going to believe what that vicious mean cruel bastard did to me! He had my nuts cut off! Can you imagine anything so cruel. What in God’s Name would possess a seemingly sane caring person to do such a hideous thing to a poor defenseless animal? I’m suing! I’m going to take everything that man ever owned. I’m going back to all his ex-wives and take back their alimony. His great grand kids are going to be paying off his debts to me when they are old and gray. I’m going to make him suffer like the Children of Israel. I’m going to sneak into his room in the middle of the night and do to him with my teeth what he had done to me with a knife. I’m going to chew holes in all his underwear. I’m going to relieve myself in his laundry basket… the one with the clean cloths in it. I am really, really pissed.

Dat Boy gona be one hurtin’ Homo Sapiens when ah’m done wit im.

No More Mister Nice Dogg, This means war!

J. Edgar Dogg