"Bad Dogg!"

I knew something was going on when he asked for help finding more pictures of Ricky Martin. I mean, what can a wrinkled nine-month-old puppy want with Ricky Martin pictures. So last night I went to bed early then sneaked back in an hour later to see what he was up too.

There he was typing away in a chat room representing himself as a handsome young human who looked like Ricky Martin. I Yelled at him for a while then I sent him off to bed and put the following message on the chat room forum:

"This is Sargent Wilson Abernathy of Angola State Prison, Louisiana. The person you have been trying to make a date with is an inmate in our sex offender wing here at the prison. Before I caught him illegally using the computer he was to be paroled in two weeks and would have been out there among you. Oh! He is also a balding fat man in his forties and looks nothing like Ricky Martin. You people need to be more careful."

I then cancelled all of the chat room accounts he had set up and blocked the sites so he couldn’t get back to them.

I’ve ordered up a fingerprint verifier that I can use to keep him off the Internet and now hopefully all this foolishness is over with.

The much put upon Uncle Dave