Life with Uncle Dave

I’m a crotchety old Man living on Social Security and my wits in a trailer in the woods of Alabama. In this Blog you are likely to find ponderings and complaints about medical treatment in America, Stories about my friends and family, Rants about the economy and lots of stuff about J. Edgar Dogg, my best friend and the dumbest animal in Alabama.

Monday, August 07, 2006

To Blog or not to Blog


I, J. Edgar Dogg want my own BLOGG! Uncle Dave is trying to stop me from putting stuff on his BLOG so I want my own. I don’t think it is asking too much to get my own forum for my very own important thoughts. Just because he owns the house… and the car… and the source of the dogg food doesn’t mean that he can run my life, does it?

Rebuttal: The Dog doesn’t need his own blog. How much can an 8 ½ month old puppy have to say about anything? Besides, he has access to my BLOG (whether I want him to or not) so what’s the problem? And you all know who would end up doing all the house keeping on it, don’t you. The one with the opposable thumbs will end up doing all the work. Do you have any Idea how many spelling and grammar errors there were in that first paragraph? NO! I don’t need the extra work.

Retort: There you go, throwing those opposable thumbs up at me again and isn’t changing my spelling just another word for censorship?

Counter Retort: NO BLOG!

OK, Folks, you be the judge… Should the dog get his own blog? Comments, folks, give me comments.

Uncle Dave VS: J.Dogg

2 Comments:

At August 07, 2006 4:24 PM, Blogger Have Myelin? said...

In my household the dogs make all the rules. Happy dogs make happy owners.

Since J.Edgar Dogg does not possess opposable thumbs, (awwww!) why can't he at least have a blog? :p

It would be kinda *woof-y* to get the dog's perspective.

 
At August 08, 2006 10:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I vote no. His occasional incursions onto yours are sufficient. How many times is his complaining about his sad life going to be interesting? YOUR reactions to him are a lot more fun.

 

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