Embarrassment

I was just now thinking about what would constitute the most embarrassing situation "Ever!"

Here is a possible candidate.

Our subject is a young bachelor just out of school, who lives in his first apartment by himself and is for the most part situational celibate. The situation that causes this is that he is afraid to ask women out because he is afraid of rejection. Until one day he get’s lucky and it boosts his confidence enough that he gets lucky again a week later.

A few days later he is cleaning his place and he finds a very sexy bra and panties under the towels in the bathroom. He is going over things in his mind and he figures out who they must belong to, so he puts them into a paper bag and casually drops them on her desk the next morning when he goes to work.

About an hour later said young lady storms up to his desk and very dramatically pours the contents of the bag on his desk from as far up as she can reach, simultaneously stating in a very loud voice, "They’re not mine!"

At this point you could hear a mouse burp should one have choosen to do so, anywhere in the very large office.

At times like this one thinks very fast and he was pretty sure after a few seconds that he has thought of all the horrible repercussions that could possibly stem from this the ultimate faux pas.

Of course as you might expect, he was wrong. Because, this is the time when the woman in the next cubicle walks over and says in very loud voice, "They’re mine."

He spends the rest of the day on the Internet researching monasteries and once he leaves the office he is never seen or heard from again.

The one and only good thing about this entire situation is that it wasn’t me………

Uncle Dave