Oreo Deer

So, I was out wandering about the countryside of Northeast Alabama a while back and I came upon a herd of the very rare "Wild Oreo Deer" grazing upon a meadow. I was lucky enough to have my camera with me so I snapped a few shots. I had seen them or some like them some years before but this sighting was very unusual because they are becoming more and more rare and elusive every year. This is because we are having a resurgence of another wild animal, the giant "Pit-Wolf-Coyote" which, unfortunately, likes to feed on Oreo Deer.

The Pit-Wolf-Coyote is a very unusual cross breed made up of the three animals from which it gets its name; the Pit Bull, Timber Wolf and Coyote. They’re about the size of an Irish Wolfhound crossed with a Rottweiler and they have the disposition of a Tasmanian Devil. It is a truly formidable beast.

There is one strange and as yet unexplained anomaly that is common to most of the attacks on Oreo Deer by P-W-Cs that has the Wild Life Protection Community completely baffled. It seems almost every time a slaughter site is found all of the deer are left in the same manner. Apparently only parts of the carcasses are eaten. The middle section of the deer is completely devoured but both the front and aft end including the legs, head and tail are left completely intact.

Uncle Dave