I was just thinking.

Rash Generalization Number 471:
The fact that you find her to be the perfect woman does not preclude the possibility that she finds you to be a toad.

Rash Generalization Number 427:
There may be some form of life-after-death but the evidence is not solid enough to make firm dinner plans.

Rash Generalization Number 391:
The reason teenage boys generally outrun teenage girls has little to do with their ability to run.

Rash Generalization Number 342:
Suicide is the point at which your experiences in life have been bad enough and your expectations for the future are bad enough that the total is to much to bear.

Rash Generalization Number 201:
Conversations with the dead may not produce the same level of communication as conversations with the living, but you don’t have any trouble getting a word in and nobody completes your sentences for you.

Rash Generalization Number 675:
Having an well-ordered life is good, but having an unruly dog that smiles a lot is better.

Rash Generalization Number 114:
A loving cat wants something while a loving dog just loves you.

Uncle Dave